--->People asking: "did you see that!?" while I'm watching a movie. -___- umm we're watching the same movie right.. then Yes! I think I caught it. Thanks.
--->As you leave a location someone who clearly needs a ride home asks "Did you drive?" .....
Of course not, I'm just holding these car keys cause they match my new shoes. -___-
We all know you need a ride bum .
--->When people repeatedly ask "What's wrong?" when THEY know THEY are the exact reason you are upset. #withyourunconsiderateass
--->As you chew contently on a new stick of gum someone comes up to you and asks "Do you have any gum?" --------> In a perfect world: the reaction: "No." *walks away* would be perfectly acceptable<-------
--->"Can I have another one?" That's just greedy. It doesn't matter what you're asking for... a potato chip, a dollar, a band aid ! It doesn't matter. You're GREEDY!
--->While you're eating a clearly delicious and nutritious meal someone asks "Is that good?" ...No it's really revolting...I always eat stuff I hate.
--->You obviously just got a haircut, and people ask you "Did you cut your hair?"... Well, no actually my hair went on vacation. It'll be back on Friday _-_
I hope y'all can appreciate a dose of sarcasm!
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